Dear Sexy Secret Lover,
don't give up on yourself, no matter how tough things get. Don't beat yourself up or put yourself down just because of the psychos surrounding you. It is not worth it.
I love you just as you are.
Remember our promise to stay alive and be there for each other. Leave me first and I'll whack your head.
your not-so-sexy-but-definitely-charming fiancee.
PS: I AM HUNGRY FOR SASHIMI!!!