Thursday, January 21, 2010

me:
Hi, do i know you?

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
hey

me:
sorry, who are you?

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

me:
im sorry darling. im as female as you can get.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

me:
i have no idea. i just got a request from you to be added onto my msn list.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

me:
where are you from?

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
I'm from Cali/Modesto but i'm currently living in Houston

me:
ah, okay. well, i have to go now. take care.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

me:
no one records what? what are you talking about exactly?

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

me:
haha why do i want to see you on your cam??

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://twurl.nl/phnvcu accept the invite on the page baby

me:
no thanks baby

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
lame... no wonder ur single...

me:
no wonder you love making assumptions. haha you're funny.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

me:
i'm sorry baby. i'm not that type. you need to get a life.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

me:
read above babe.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

me:
read above.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

me:
i already told you i'm female.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

(a walking aspiring blank) said:
good luck with your life. bye.

jimmiealtenberger6@hotmail.com says:
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://twurl.nl/656hfw just accept my cam invite.. Its fast and easy.. we'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care

me:
you take care too

5 comments:

xiaocangshu said...

I simply reject invites from anyone I don't know.

Damon said...

Reads like a robot. Offers links too.

양사민 estelwen said...

it's a robot. lol. they pick up words and reply u with e most human like replies. XD shiok!

u made love with a robot! HAHA

Matheus Perelmutter G. Silva said...

hahahaha, i have just receive the exactly same things from some e-mail i dont know on hotmail!
i swear, all the things.. i didnt clicked on the link, of course hahah

Miao said...

Haha I got that too! After the first few lines I just said, "I'm going to block you now." And then I blocked him/her and reported abuse.