Went out with an old girlfriend today. Her identity remains a secret due to the nature of what I am about to disclose. Highlight of the day, or night rather, happened in the female toilet:
Friend: Faith, I'm shitting.
Me: Orh. Ok ok. Go ahead.
Friend: But I'm... Shy.
Me: Oh! Ok ok I wait for you outside.
Friend: You know, some people just cannot shit in public toilets hor. You leh?
Me: Erm. I. Can?