Went out with an old girlfriend today. Her identity remains a secret due to the nature of what I am about to disclose. Highlight of the day, or night rather, happened in the female toilet:

Friend: Faith, I'm shitting.

Me: Orh. Ok ok. Go ahead.

Friend: But...

Me: Hmm?

Friend: But I'm... Shy.

Me: Oh! Ok ok I wait for you outside.

Later...

Friend: You know, some people just cannot shit in public toilets hor. You leh?

Me: Erm. I. Can?